CAPTAIN HOLIDAY ⥛ contact

[mmnpcs]

❝ Holiday here. Leave a message with your name and what you need. I'll get back to you. ❞

[ As of October 15th, calling this line will deliver this message instead: ]

❝ THE LINE YOU ARE TRYING TO REACH HAS BEEN DISCONNECTED. ❞

Comments

Voice

[larker]

Hey you.

I need you guys to turn my tracking or whatever it is off. I need to go underground and it won't do with you guys blowing my cover.

Oh and that involves going abroad at the drop of a hat too.

Voice

[parcour]

[ He chuckles. ]

Well, compelling argument y'got there. Is there some kinda reason why?

Voice

[larker]

The honest truth? Okay fine. That's my brother you put away for those murders. And I can't trust you to keep him in there forever. Hence why I want off your grid.

Voice

[parcour]

Y'mean like Witness Protection or something like that? [ He pauses to light a cigarette. ] ... I can probably arrange something like that for you, but we'll need a way to still keep in touch. Some accountability, y'know what I mean?

Voice

[larker]

Ugh. I was in that for a few millenia last time. Few whatevers here aren't going to kill me. And I don't know how your crap works so I just want the location shit turned off, and the ability to wing it abroad if I cross paths with Luci.

Voice

[parcour]

I'll arrange that for you under the condition you behave yourself abroad -- I'll be responsible, after all. As long as I can reach you by communicator still, I'll grant you approval to travel abroad.

Voice

[larker]

Yeah well- [Pauses.] Wait, what? I was expecting a resounding no, something about diplomatic relations. I can't bitch about you if you don't give me anything to bitch about, you know.

Alright. I promise to behave myself abroad. No promises about on home soil, though. At least it means when Lucifer gets out, I can go looking for holy oil again without being detained. Again.

Voice

[parcour]

[ He laughs. ]

We ain't that unreasonable. At least I ain't. As long as a bit of leniency ain't gonna bite me in the ass I don't mind granting it. Home soil at least is easier to clean up, though I'd prefer y'behave there, too.

[larker]

Nice one. And I actually do appreciate it, though don't tell anyone I said that. If you do, I'll deny it. The escape from Lucifer clause is more than enough.

And I'm not going to agree to behave on home soil too. Just suck all the joy out of my life why don't you?

[parcour]

[ Wry: ] Your secret's safe with me.

What's joy for you's a great big headache for me. But hell, that's good enough for now.