CAPTAIN HOLIDAY ⥛ contact

[mmnpcs]

❝ Holiday here. Leave a message with your name and what you need. I'll get back to you. ❞

[ As of October 15th, calling this line will deliver this message instead: ]

❝ THE LINE YOU ARE TRYING TO REACH HAS BEEN DISCONNECTED. ❞

Comments

Voice

[parcour]

I'll arrange that for you under the condition you behave yourself abroad -- I'll be responsible, after all. As long as I can reach you by communicator still, I'll grant you approval to travel abroad.

Voice

[larker]

Yeah well- [Pauses.] Wait, what? I was expecting a resounding no, something about diplomatic relations. I can't bitch about you if you don't give me anything to bitch about, you know.

Alright. I promise to behave myself abroad. No promises about on home soil, though. At least it means when Lucifer gets out, I can go looking for holy oil again without being detained. Again.

Voice

[parcour]

[ He laughs. ]

We ain't that unreasonable. At least I ain't. As long as a bit of leniency ain't gonna bite me in the ass I don't mind granting it. Home soil at least is easier to clean up, though I'd prefer y'behave there, too.

[larker]

Nice one. And I actually do appreciate it, though don't tell anyone I said that. If you do, I'll deny it. The escape from Lucifer clause is more than enough.

And I'm not going to agree to behave on home soil too. Just suck all the joy out of my life why don't you?

[parcour]

[ Wry: ] Your secret's safe with me.

What's joy for you's a great big headache for me. But hell, that's good enough for now.