CAPTAIN HOLIDAY ⥛ contact

[mmnpcs]

❝ Holiday here. Leave a message with your name and what you need. I'll get back to you. ❞

[ As of October 15th, calling this line will deliver this message instead: ]

❝ THE LINE YOU ARE TRYING TO REACH HAS BEEN DISCONNECTED. ❞

Comments

[selfequipped]

More than an inconvenience, but I guess there aren't strong enough words for it.

Thanks for listening. Have a good day, Captain.

[And with that, she lingers for a moment to see if he says good-bye, and then hangs up.]