CAPTAIN HOLIDAY ⥛ contact

[mmnpcs]

❝ Holiday here. Leave a message with your name and what you need. I'll get back to you. ❞

[ As of October 15th, calling this line will deliver this message instead: ]

❝ THE LINE YOU ARE TRYING TO REACH HAS BEEN DISCONNECTED. ❞

Comments

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[mmnpcs]

What do you think we've been trying to do with it all this time? We ain't keeping it around for decoration.

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[iampretty]

You have different people from different universes with different expertises--some of whom have had prior experience with machinery like this. I thought you'd be letting them study it.

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[mmnpcs]

We're letting folks have a look at it eventually, but first we have to make sure it's actually safe to do so. It's a sensitive situation.

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[iampretty]

Sensitive how?

voice;

[mmnpcs]

Sensitive that we gotta get clearance, security, and make sure the damn thing will accept being poked at by new people.

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[iampretty]

Another chain of command thing, isn't it. [siiiiigh.]

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[mmnpcs]

You got it. Sort of the way things work in this country.

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[iampretty]

It's a pity you can't change it.

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[mmnpcs]

A pity, but I'm just one man.

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[iampretty]

However, it's amazing what one man can do when he puts his mind to something.

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[mmnpcs]

Sure, when it's something that's possible.