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[parcour]

How? Ain't it obvious? I said he's dead. Or well I thought it. It's 'cause they're clever... don't get m' wrong. Messy but... clever. Not as much now though, clearly.

I remember readin' about what happened to Sal after I woke up, before L... La... whatever had all those articles pulled. They wanted... what'shisname... wanted him on their side and poor sap played right in their hands. Dunno the details or... timeline on that one, there ain't much to know... must've just started t'exist by then. Don't bother askin' me how I know who it was, 'cause I don't remember who told me. Don't remember a lotta things if you didn't hear already, so I dunno what y'all want from me. But when somethin' happens that we get the shit for, someone still had to actually be the ones to do it.