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〈 MM 〉npcs ([personal profile] mmnpcs) wrote2014-01-01 03:33 pm
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CAPTAIN HOLIDAY ⥛ contact

❝ Holiday here. Leave a message with your name and what you need. I'll get back to you. ❞

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earnedmystripes: (asskicking will complete in five minutes)

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[personal profile] earnedmystripes 2014-05-13 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
You can tell me what the hell you guys are doing. This is the fourth time some sorta disaster's happened at one of your events. The fourth time! You might not care about us, but your own people are getting hurt and killed here, and it's getting worse instead of better.

[WHOOPS that sure was a rant. And he's not even done.]

After what happened in Nonah, what were you guys even thinking having the seminar on an open-air beach instead of somewhere you could secure more easily? And you're not even telling us what the deal is with those sharks, and we're the ones who had to fight 'em off!

[HE SURE DIDN'T SEE ANY MILITARY PEOPLE SHOWING UP TO HELP UNTIL IT WAS ALL OVER AND THAT PISSES HIM OFF SO MUCH.]

I don't want a fucking gift basket, I want you people to secure your damn events better!!

[...so much for not shouting.]

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[personal profile] iampretty 2014-05-13 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[And here Hans kicks in his charm power, knowing full well that if Holiday doesn't want to tell him anything, it's not going to work. Still, worth a shot.]

Mind telling me more about these Soviets?

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[personal profile] iampretty 2014-05-13 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Well what are we doing to stop them? After all, those sharks were a blatant attack on our territory.

Surely we could just send one or two of the more powerful imPorts over to teach them a lesson?

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[personal profile] iampretty 2014-05-13 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[thankfully, Hans resists the urge to say 'that's so stupid.']

You said yourselves that the sharks were from the Soviets. How is that not the declaration we're looking for?

Unless, you're worried that we can't beat them if this were to escalate into an actual war.

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[personal profile] iampretty 2014-05-13 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[damn this chain of command.]

That's the...president's authority, isn't it. [and cue the aggravated sigh.] So what can you do about Soviet attacks like the sharks and the monorail?

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[personal profile] iampretty 2014-05-13 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Some of us have a different way of 'cleaning up messes' than other.

And, one final question--this time about the Porter, not the Soviets. [and here, to Hans's credit, he at least SOUNDS like this is taking a lot out of him and that he's very sad about it.] I always assumed you had no control over when people arrive. Is the same true about when they leave?
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[personal profile] earnedmystripes 2014-05-13 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you kidding me? That's the approach you guys're taking, "oh we'll let the heroes handle it"? The heroes from other dimensions who you don't really have reason to trust any more than we've got reason to trust you? You're willing to just leave it all in our hands? This is your government, your people, your responsibility!

And a lot of us care about protecting people, and we have been and will keep doing it, but that's not even the point. In Nonah, why didn't someone check the area around the tracks before the monorail ride? Someone planted those explosives there, that would've taken time. It was planned in advance--it's not like some psycho came and bombed it at the last second like Lucifer setting fire to the Civil War Museum.

And right after that, no one thought to heighten security for the next event? Knowing you guys have enemies?? Why the hell would you make it on a public beach where literally anyone can go? Why not put it in a building and have imPorts guarding the area, both inside and out?

I get that shit happens--hell, you guys have my damn file, you know I've been a Hero for eleven years. But it's getting ridiculous. People are gonna stop going to your damn events if they don't start getting some sign that you care at all about keeping them safe.
Edited 2014-05-13 23:26 (UTC)

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[personal profile] iampretty 2014-05-14 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
My fiancee.

Hasn't somebody tried controlling that machine?

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[personal profile] iampretty 2014-05-14 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
You have different people from different universes with different expertises--some of whom have had prior experience with machinery like this. I thought you'd be letting them study it.

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[personal profile] iampretty 2014-05-14 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
Sensitive how?

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[personal profile] iampretty 2014-05-15 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
Another chain of command thing, isn't it. [siiiiigh.]

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[personal profile] iampretty 2014-05-15 03:42 pm (UTC)(link)
It's a pity you can't change it.

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[personal profile] iampretty 2014-05-16 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
However, it's amazing what one man can do when he puts his mind to something.

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