This is about a maybe-suspicious thing. Like, I found it this morning, and I thought I oughta tell the cops or something, 'cause I thought it might be bad for a different reason. But then you're thing came over the line. And, you know... I don't want to be like every morning jogger ever on Law and Order, you know what I'm saying?

Anyway, uh. I found this whole workout outfit, like... Top, bottoms, sneakers. That whole deal. All black. It looked like it'd just been ditched there, and there were a couple tears, so. I thought some girl got attacked or something. I mean, that could still be it, huh?

I should go tell the regular police, huh, man?